Batter of Factly
A friend of mine decided to order a funny cake from an erotic bakery for his friend's birthday. He did a little internet research, found the style of naughty cake he wanted and decided to order it. With trepidation, the call to the bakery was placed."Hi, I'd like to order a Girl Butt Cake."
"What size?"
"What are my options?"
"How many people do you want it to feed?"
"Um. 4. "
(Flipping thru some paperwork)
"Let's see...the Girl Butt Cake...That comes in 7", 12" or 16" inch sizes."
"Um. 7? Is that too small?"
"No, it's a good size. So a 7-inch Girl Butt Cake. Got it. What color do want the cake to be, light or dark?"
"...light?"
"And the cake flavor?"
"Vanilla?"
(Matter of factly:)
"Do you want pussy hair and an asshole with that?"
"Excuse me?"
(Matter of factly but louder and more annoyed this time:)
"Do you want pussy hair and an asshole? On the cake. With icing!?"
(Traumatized)
"No. Just a plain butt, please"
(Annoyed exhale)
"So, you know if you don't add pussy hair or an asshole, the cake will just look like a pair of titties without nipples, don't you?"
(Sweating)
"Yes. That is ok."
(Matter of factly)
"Anything else I can help you with?"
(Pale)
"I think that's all..."
posted by gracegow @ 7:47 PM
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