Gossip
A friend of mine received flowers for her birthday from her parents a few weeks back. They - the flowers not the parents - immediately died. Like so many sweet mothers out there would do, my friend's mom resent her another bouquet of flowers that arrived at work today.My friend took the parental birthday card out and replaced it with another one JUST IN CASE there were nosey co-workers lurking in the hallways that might try to see who the There's-No-Occasion-To-Send-These-Flowers flowers are from. The new card says:
P,
Thanks for the best sex I've ever had in my life.
-G.
This, my friends, is how good gossip gets started. And why some people should go into PR.
posted by gracegow @ 10:12 AM
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