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Her: Dude. The hot guy from the office is coming over. To my place . TONIGHT.Me: What are you talking about? The guy who's picture you almost stole from the reception area of the office? You guys don't even get coffee or lunch together. Ever. You don't even do the office walk-by visit. What the hell has happened and why the hell is he coming over?
Her: He wants to talk about his recent breakup with his girlfriend. This is so pathetic. I am going to be that shoulder that gets cried on.
Me: You haven't shaved your legs!?
Her: No.
Me: You must be prepared for all possible outcomes. Go shave your legs. Immediately.
Her: Really?
Me: Yes. Go. Now.
Her: Shit. Okay. Shit! He'll be here in like 10 minutes.
Me: GO.
Her: Bye!
posted by gracegow @ 7:28 PM
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