Monday, October 24, 2005

Equality

C: "How's the procreation going?"

A: "I am so sick of having sex."

C: "Oh. Well let's have a drink. Here..." (sipping a martini)

A: "I'm not pregnant and even if I was it would only be 3 days old which means it would just be the size of a piece of rice. And rice is absorbant."

C: "Totally. ...olives...?"

A: "You know, I may be having all this sex unnecessarily. For all I know my ovaries have shot their wad."

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