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This is an email I received today that is written by a person that is ~287 degrees of separation from anyone I even remotely might call a friend.

Nevertheless...Check it:

ok some of you know my friend lindsay... anyway, her cousin works in pr out in LA. this is the cousin who said brad and angelina were having the affair 2 months before the tabloids. the cousin's best friend is a publicist or something like that. aaaaanyway, thought you all might enjoy a good piece of hollywood gossip. you may not care, but thought it was worth passing on... take it for what it's worth:

from linds:

alright, i can't sleep, so i figured i'd do some reporting. barker and i received some major gossip this eve thanks to my LA workin fool of a cousin of mine.

ok, we all know tom is gay. that's a given. but the reason good old tom and katie's relationship escalated so fast? he was caught in bed with none other than ROB THOMAS OF MATCHBOX 20 WHO IS ALSO "HAPPILY MARRIED." right. they were basically like, "you get a girlfriend,and you get one now." katie's old publicist is a good friend of my cousin's cause they sit next to each other at work, and she said there was a period of like two weeks when no one could find or contact katie, and everyone was like what the hell where is she, and it turns out she was being "interviewed" by tom (also in the running-jessica alba and kate bosworth)--she comes back, fires her publicist, signs with tom's, changes her cell phone so none of her friends can contact her, and it's a done deal.

my cousin said it's pretty much a contract marriage--5 million for 5 years or something? my sister asked about his previous relationships--penelope was the same as katie, completelymade up--but with nicole it was different--they really care for each other as friends, but it was obvious even then that he was gay, which is why they adopted their kids. so now katie is in a cult, and the cult's slogan is "hey. hey you. come take a cruiseline into tommy's world of creepy people who shut themselves off from friends and family just so they can fake marriage to a gay person to up their status in hollywood BOOYAH." i figured you needed to know this. i think barker and i were going to spontaneously combust with disbelief. freaky deaky scientologist man. but goooooooooooooo rob thomas!

posted by gracegow @ 11:57 AM