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I Had A Dream

Today I had a dream. And it was dashed by the guy who made my salad. He didn't put the chow mein noodles - as we all know, the aisan equivalent to the best salad accessory, the crouton - on my Aisan Chicken salad.

Why did I order that dumb salad?

FOR THE CHOW MEIN NOODLES.

Look salad maker guy, I'm mad about having to be at work today too. It's MLK day and here we are, making email and making salads. But c'mon. Be reasonable. Don't get all half-assed on me and please please don't withhold the crunchy fried bits from my salad even though we didn't get the day off work.

A trashy footnote: Sweet Maui Onion potato chips, crunched up into little bits, are a perfectly suitable substitute for chow mein noodles.

posted by gracegow @ 1:55 PM